Holy Big Ass Baby!

Indonesia - Known mainly for nutmeg and volcanoes, you can now add incredibly huge gigantic ass ripping babies to the island's attractive features.

Baby Guntur - or Thunder in Indonesi - has beaten the previous Indonesian record holder, 14.7-pound (6.7-kilogram) baby boy born on the outskirts of the capital, Jakarta, in 2007. "He is greedy and has a strong appetite, nursing almost nonstop," said Dr. States the Obvious. The baby's extreme weight was the result of excessive glucose from his mother during pregnancy, including excessive amounts Nutmeg Cookie Logs and Tumpeng.

The large infant is drawing curious crowds to the hospital where he was born. You can get some idea of how he measures up in picture above as workers try to squeeze the newborn through hospital doors. On display in the main lobby, this taint tearing tot is a site to behold - not to mention a real boon to the struggling hospital's financials. "We've sold more coffee at our hospital kiosks this week than we did all last year," says Dr. Santoso Munawaroh, head of pediatrics at Wahidin Sudirohusodo General Hospital.